16 and eggplant
you mean pregnant?
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i was at the mall and we turned around and this was here
there’s no context for it at all, it’s not on the mall map and the inside is completely empty
vagine
its chocolate cake bits in melted chocolate
feminists want equality for women but if a woman starts hitting a man he can’t hit them back in self defense without feminists getting a sandy vagina
men are physically stronger than women, a hit from a man is not equal to a hit from a woman…
that doesn’t mean i have to let myself get beat up by a woman
- dad: why are you supporting portugal
- me: because i have a portugese friend
- dad: watch out because all portguese are born paedophiles
